What sort of third grade teacher would take her students on a field trip to a nudist colony?
None that I know.
It was my idea.
In a box belonging to my now-college student daughter, I recently found thank you notes written by classmates after an infamous field trip we took into the wilds of Mendocino County.
It was the reference to keys that triggered my memory.
My daughter’s wonderful third-grade teacher, Ms. Monroe, wanted her students exposed to the great outdoors. She established a classroom garden, assigned projects drawing pictures of seedlings and flowers, and taught them to appreciate earthworms.
Mrs. Monroe even took the class on a field trip to her small farm where we ate “Pink Lady” apples fresh from trees and walked along a creek. She believed kids benefited from time spent in the natural world.
Her class awakened a love of math and science in my daughter–who majors in biology.
The world’s tallest tree
On this particular field trip, we were headed in search of the world’s tallest tree, which had just been identified as standing among a series of other sequoias in Montgomery Woods State Park.
We drove fifteen miles west of town to the end of the road. There we met park ranger Karl, whom I knew from boy scouts.
He led us on a hike through the lonely forest. He pointed out sword leaf ferns, widowmaker limbs, poison oak, and other important items to know about in a forest.
We forded a creek and hiked along a narrow trail. The hush of a redwood forest is dense and moist, soft somehow, and the children’s eyes grew wide.
We examined a banana slug–which made the girls shriek and the boys grin. Mostly we hiked in silence savoring the fresh air–it breathes in easier in the forest–and the green against mahogany colors.
Karl waved in the direction of trees so high it was hard to put your head back far enough to see the top. “One of those is the world’s tallest living thing, 369 feet high. You just can’t tell which one because they’re growing on a hillside.”
You can see a photo of it: here.
Karl was in a hurry that day, so after we tramped back to the parking lot, he jumped into his ranger truck and drove off. We collected our picnic lunches.
Except I’d been a mother long enough to know kids got bored easily, so I went back to the car and grabbed several books. I thought knock-knock jokes would entertain the children while they ate.
They liked the jokes.
Uh-oh
But when it was time to go, we discovered I had locked my keys in the car.
15 miles from town. No cell phone service. Five miles from the closest establishment with a telephone.
There wasn’t enough room to take me and the three girls I’d driven in my car back to town, safely.
We decided to cram us all into one car and drive to the closest phone–we’d be able to see where the phone lines ended–and I’d call someone to retrieve us.
Five miles down the road, we came to a cluster of buildings. The phone lines ended at a walled compound that had a sign advertising bathing, rooms, and dining. The girls and I got out, the cars drove off, and I approached the gate.
It was an adults-only nudist colony.
The girls were eight.
I was old enough to know I couldn’t take them into an adults-only nudist colony, no matter how far from civilization we were, even in Mendocino County.
They sat down on a bench.
“I need to go inside by myself to make a phone call. Why don’t you read these knock-knock jokes out loud and see if you can figure them out?”
“Why can’t we go with you?” my daughter asked.
“Children aren’t allowed. I’ll be right back.” I rang the bell and was admitted.
Inside the nudist colony
It was lunchtime.
They dress for lunch.
The director frowned. “What do you mean you’ve been dumped off with three little girls in the forest?”
“I’d be happy to pay for the phone call. I just need to call one of the dads to pick us up.”
He pushed the phone toward me, crossed his arms, and glared.
I dialed quickly.
“My keys got locked in the car and your daughter and mine are being held captive in a nudist colony. Could you pick us up?”
Once the dad stopped laughing, he said he’d come immediately. I thanked the owner and scurred out the eight-foot gate.
“Why couldn’t we go in there?” asked my daughter, the budding biologist.
“Adults walk around inside those walls without any clothes on.”
“Ewwwwwwww.”
Karl apologized for leaving so quickly when I told him the story–after he finished laughing. “But you did get to see the world’s tallest tree.”
He was right.
It was a day of biology in the raw.
What unexpected things have you seen or learned on a field trip?
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Susan P says
Oh my goodness, I’m laughing!! Way too funny – of all places to happen upon. 🙂
Susan P says
I’m laughing too hard to remember to answer your question. Um… I cannot remember anything that I, or my kids, happened upon while out on a field trip. You take the cake for that one! 🙂
samuelehall says
Good story. Those girls will remember this field trip far longer b/c of what they didn’t see. Can’t you hear them giggling right now?
Michelle Ule says
Yep. They were laughing then, once they got over the shock, and I’m sure are telling stories about me even now . . . ! 🙂
Here’s the link: https://michelleule.com/2013/10/15/nudist-colony-field-trip/